Which is odd because why would they want to help him?!

When is someone going to have this conversation with one of these cretins:

<Leftie>: So, you’re saying the unborn have constitutional rights?
<Cretin>: Yes!
<Leftie>: But the constitution grants citizenship at birth. Birth either to American citizens or if birth happens within the United States right?
<Cretin>: Yes!
<Leftie…

Solution to this is easy;
You say loud enough to cover +/- 3 rows: “Whos bag is this?” If no one answers, you take it out of the overhead and put it on an empty seat...put your bag in the overhead.

Eventually, the occupant of the seat will find the bag and tell your (apparently useless, from your tale above) flight…

Oddly...lets not look directly at “Big Oil” and look closer at how Gas Stations (large/chain and small/independent) operate.

We’ve all seen it: Few days ago, you’re filling up at $3.72/gal, and the fuel-hauler is also filling up the stations tanks. You drive past the station for the next three days and it’s still at…

Goes back to one of my favorite bits of cognitive dissonance:

Patient dies in surgery:
Surgeon: I’m sorry, we’ve lost the patient.
Survivor wails at surgeon: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, YOU KILLED MY FAMILY MEMBER!

Patient survives risky, low-probability surgery:
Surgeon: Good news, they’re going to make it!
Family member: OH…

a) Fuck these Texas assholes.

Look, it’s simple evolutionary understanding.

We have evolved moving forward. Our senses are designed primarily around things in front of us.

We move forward in 99% of our lives...our primary input for dangers (most especially traffic dangers in ever-more-sound-deadened automobiles) are tuned towards the front.

Thus...you…

The Atom 4 is a car distilled down to its absolute essentials, where anything that doesn’t help it drive faster or better or more engagingly was long evicted.

Sadly...the constitution is pretty specific on the requirements to be a Representative:

There’s a word somewhere that’s specific to a group of people who are ‘employees that don’t get paid, don’t get treated as equal-humans, and have no rights’...

I can’t remember what it is...but...if I recall it has some pretty heavy national connotation...especially in the south....

I just can’t believe no one’s freaking out about Lola obviously rocking a “side part” hair/ear style in 2021.....

I think it’s time for a brave congressperson to introduce the:

“Automatic denial of federal assistance following the refusal of federal guidance act.”

Lovely write up Elizabeth; thanks for sharing the memories.

Though not as enjoyable...I have one super fond memory of the ‘Glenn...back in 2019, my then girlfriend (now wife, for reasons that’ll soon become obvious) and I were up in the region celebrating my birthday, hitting breweries, wineries, etc.

a) People and Animals are different.
b) “Whataboutism” is a horrible logical-fallacy argument.
c) (as stated) Pontiac died before any of these discussions really started.
d) You’re not “fairly liberal” if you refuse to admit “Yup, even ‘liberals’ did dumb stuff in the past, it’s time to accept that, drop the bad things,…

Paget Brewster is my celebrity crush,

Elected Officials buying stock using PUBLICLY AVAILABLE KNOWLEDGE = Just Fine.

Not that i’m defending any of these treasonous fucktards...but...when did

The math is getting terrifying:

Why the fuck is he wearing a mask? Masks trample on your freedom! They’re an affront to democracy! They’re a useless tool of the antifa! And on the day the U.S. needed the mostest freedomez ever!

Me...I see a car with mismatched headlights....mismatched doors/trim....