Somebody say T-5?

I learn more cool things on Jalopnik everyday. Guess I will stop my morning Jaloping and do some work...... OK.....just five more minutes.

When all this is said and done, the one who brought the pizza cutter will always be the idiot who brought a pizza cutter to a murder-stab party. 

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What we have here is an arms race, of sorts, between Apple and those who’d hack it. And we’re all going to benefit from it.

- BMW owners’ reaction to article

I want a film where the monster gets access to the protagonist’s phone and starts a software update. As the progress bar creeps slowly across, the signal level indicator flickers between 3 bars and 1, the battery slips slowly into the red zone until finally the phone reboots ... and just goes to a spinning progress…

Haval of us never heard of this brand?

“Politically Correct” also means “diplomatic” or “respectful.” It’s important to always keep that in mind when someone is trying to boast that they aren’t “PC” and never will be

FTFY

My entire house with 1/2 acre costs less than a Tesla (landry room is in the basement). #Iowa

I prefer to simply carry an open forty-ounce with me everywhere.  For defense.

A lever is just a pedal that has the high ground.

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

Hackers have broken the code securing Boring Co.’s super-secret design software, allowing us to peruse Elon’s never-before-seen plans for running tunnels under the LA basin:

Colonizers and their Renaissance art have fucked us over for generations, bruv.

Saying that I loved that scene feels inappropriate, but god was I impressed. One of those really powerful “remember how bad the 60s were” moments that Mad Men knocked out of the park. Even though Roger was ostensibly one of the more empathetic, gentle characters and usually treated the main cast with decency, he was a…

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

sounds plausible. 

The mayo on grilled cheese trick is overrated. It’s something that sounds gross, turns out is pretty good, and now everybody insists that it’s some orgy of flavor. It’s fine but the difference is negligible.