I was waiting for it, waiting for it, wtf no one gets hurt? This is no fun at all.

This is logic Spock would approve of! Bacon Beliefs

My religion (well, the one I used to practice) allows me to eat bacon.

Bring out the ol’ Chanclas for these degenerates!

Bangers and mash...

I’m 99% sure a “banger” is a sausage.

I’m inclined to think that the 300 yards is at least as responsible for the sound abatement as are the trees. That’s a very significant distance. As mentioned, sound vs. distance has an inverse relationship. For each doubling of the distance the sound pressure decreases by 1/2. 900 feet it a pretty big distance for…

It appears you’re writing a petition that requests your gargantuan employer to give up millions of government dollars and risk the wrath of Trump supporters. Would you like my help?

I’m reasonably sure that isn’t her, but her face reminds me a bit of Sophia Loren.

One of them probably had the foresight to have his press person on set with him and that guy was smart enough to catch the obvious. 

Actually there is a clip of a republican congressman he interviews who says “Let me get this straight... you want me, a member of congress, to say on camera that I think three year olds should have guns? That’s not going to happen.” Of course then he made the bad call to follow that up with “and I doubt you’d get any…

Trees and other dense vegetation do work, but you need them about 100' deep to make a worthwhile difference. Obviously not a practical solution for many places.

The worst part was his GPS kept saying “recalculating route” over and over.

I don’t disagree with anything you wrote.

“None of the statements I made have anything to do with anything you, personally, have done.”

It’s interesting that the first two statements he makes are:

So...promises like those?

Nerd walks in and shuffles his feet and reluctantly says, “He is Atlantean, not a mermaid.” Then lowers his head and shuffles out before anyone notices.

Many of them have a literal image of food/drink on them.  This is just salty/lazy flight attendant nonsense.