also Black Sunshine by White Zombie.

- Enter Sandman by Metallica

People and their damned legacy technology. What’s next, should we bring back the phone jack on laptops? Just in case once in a lifetime you need to connect to an old phone line modem?

We always called that PEBCAK.

Maybe when the assholes start calling the cops on a white kids lemonade stand or a white family bbq or a white candidate out canvassing her constituents 

Hit the tow truck? WHY?

They should probably offer it with a vinyl graphic across the bottom of the doors

Dude, you need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

Bonus points for yelling “SMACK THAT ASS” when you destroy your car on the landing

Just another $2500, and we can go in the Champagne room, where my manager cant see what we’re doing

Ha! You said it for me. He can expect either a dishonourable discharge or a *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge* when the Papaya Pol Pot sees this photo, depending on his temperament.

I want the “container” edition! Sounds premium.

100% would daily.

...the snow on their roofs...

Tom, have you ever considered the idea of opening up your own dealership to sell cars to consumers at a fair price and little to no hassle?

Just don’t do it in a tesla because it wont be able to get the power down since it’s insulated. 

My mind goes here automatically.

More like this.

You can say Jessica Rabbit, no worries mate.

I’d be more outraged if I’d never masturbated to a cartoon character.