Lmao. I never noticed how strangely consistent the gas gauge was across all of those photos!

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.

Mine require less math, but more skill with regards to not running over curbs/pedestrians/kittens...

I present to you the next best ODO reading:

Hey now, the fact that I a southern had to explain why we shouldn’t fly the Confederate flag or glorify the Antebellum South to a Yankee Redneck gets me lots of points.

This explains why I met a redneck from Wisconsin at a plantation museum in Florida this past week bitching about how they can’t fly the Confederate flag anymore or they don’t teach the Civil War up there.

Of course dad knows! Hah, bravo and a happy belated fathers day to your pops!

TO ORCHESTRATE A (crime less serious than a) MURDER

THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF THE GRIFTER.

It is also not clear from the source article that the festival in question was actually last year - it only says that they found out about the discrepancy last year - with one of the member saying about the festival, “we later found out that someone was getting paid 10 times more than us.” How much later (i.e. how…

You forgot his best movie, In Bruges

It’s like you’re taking the position that a male act getting paid 10x more than HAIM is categorically unacceptable regardless of the circumstances, and that’s absurd. I have no doubt that HAIM’s outrage in that situation was reasonable—but I’m also sure they knew who the male act was and that that act’s fame/draw…

Agreed. And the articles linked only talk about pay disparity in studio employees, promotions people etc. It’s a bit difficult to make pay disparity among mucisians - where pay grade is solely determined by celebrity - support any sort of argument beyond “celebrities are paid too much.”

Wow. He does, doesn’t he?

Well, yeah. You wouldn’t want your skin to get too brown, after all.

we should be like Australia, where it legally required to vote. you’re allowed to vote “none of the above” but 100% turnout is the legal requirement.

But he definitely isn’t used to hiding illegal activities, right?