It’s like trying to feel bad for Monica. She went to DC to FUCK BILL CLINTON!

On American Ninja Warriors, all of the contestants and audience root for all of the competitors. No one ever says bad things about anyone else. Everyone truly wants everyone to succeed. Truly good life lessons.

Lean on me, when you’re not strong. And I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry on.

...or buy 3 and glue them together!

The real problem is that it’s not automakers fault that people want giant SUVs that are quiet and have all the luxury. You can’t make a 5500 lb SUV with aerodynamics of a brick have great emissions. Until you penalize the CONSUMER for buying these behemoths, all talk about how vehicles affect the environment is stupid.

After a rogue pickled jalapeño split my pizza stone clean in half last year

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

this is the only thing in my head looking at that

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

Thanks everyone that help make this happen! I’d like to thank Tracy, FCA, Jeepsus, and of course the big 4x4 upstairs Willy’s Jeep.

And remember, Jeepsus only believe in the easter eggs found on its glass, headlights, and body panels and not any some random forest creature with a penchant for diabetes.

You get ALL the credit for practicing incredible restraint in your reply to eolith. Mad respect.

Show me one of these pictures, please? And keep in mind, we’re not talking about the location of reverse here. You may want to look at that picture again.

Standing ovation for any concoction involving gin served from an Igloo cooler.

Not really applicable here since we’re talking about current / modern cars.

Were women and people of colour the majority applicants for gun ownership, we’d see gun control/legal reform in a nanosecond.

Helicopters don’t kill people, people riding in helicopters kills people. It seems pretty clear to me that the only solution to this is to put helicopters in every square mile in the US so that if a helicopter starts to fail another helicopter can swoop in to save the day.

A gaggle of geese.

Re: people are happier spending 10% longer in the air for a 20% reduction in fuel consumption / ticket cost - Imo, it is the airlines who are happier, and they simply do not ask us. 

Capitalism works so weird that people are happier spending 10% longer in the air for a 20% reduction in fuel consumption / ticket cost.

I am shocked that that many seats were non-revenue though. Crazy.