Call me when they actually put it into production. Been teased with the return of the Bronco too many times.

Sven the going got tough, Olaf his friends decided to film and laugh, rather than lending their Hans.

Why did it take so long for any of those douchebags to help? And the one guy who did go out tiptoed through the snow like a pansy all wrapped up in winter gear and did nothing while a guy in a dress he-manned it without hesitation.

Easy: She was born in 1969 (nice) and hasn’t had her birthday yet this year.

you’re right, but fortunately there are still a handful of companies that have not been infected with the capitalist greed and exist in order to produce honest and good products rather than to make boatloads of profits by selling their sub-par pretty turds to people.

You can’t address the cultural problems in the military when an entire country indiscriminately hero-worships them just for signing up.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck Ron. Ron is the reason those cars aren’t in good enough shape to sell. Ron is a hoarder who was letting perfectly fixable and even roadworthy cars decompose while calling himself a collector. Ron is the reason those things are getting scrapped. Even if the township…

I find the lack of artificial enhancements aesthetically pleasing. Nicely done.

Congratulations, Mr. WhoYouCallinCurvy, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Hyundai concept Genesis, including wing mirrors, which this lovely lady will deliver soon.

Who gets a star?

You had me at Vault-Tec

Dear Vault-Tec:

Feature, not a bug.

Belgian police attempting to arrest Inspector Gadget.

3 coppers admiring a large shaft?

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Plus it looks like all of Vermont except Bennington County, which is like 30,000 people out of 600,000 people (5% of pop.). And all of Maryland except Garrett County, which is 30,000 out of 6,000,000 (0.5% of pop.). So, I think we can effectively include Vermont and Maryland.

She does seem to think her tips are solely based on the price of the meal, not how well she does her job. She mentions that in every column.