I was thinking the exact same thing.....

She is either entirely digital...or photoshopped so far beyond reality that she’s entirely digital by this point....

I still love that Americans think $4.00/gal is expensive....

Torch, you are the most lovable loon around, and we love you for that.

I vote that our fair student listens to your advice and buys two.

Please tell me that, on the inside of “the best comedy issue ever” the directly address what has to be intentionally (for comedy’s sake) insane photoshopping.....

Seriously....you’re not going to tell me they sold 500x $500,000 cars at a *loss*...this isn’t Tesla we’re talking about...

How many of the white house staff *still* use e-mail on the RNC’s private (not government funded, audited, protected, or archived) e-mail servers?

Come on now...it’s only fair that the Climate Advisory Panel be staffed by coal and oil execs...

Is Hillary Duff trying to claim that she “works hard”?

And...half a million dollars on a car...but can’t spend $12 at the local pawn shop on a dust-buster. I keep my daily drivers carpets cleaner than that footwell and I’m *not* selling it at Meccum.

How do:

I don’t understand why we need 11-billion test miles to show the safety rate of Autopilot.

That makes more sense...I’m so used to the east coast now where entire counties are just part of a massive singular city.....

That makes more sense...I’m so used to the east coast now where entire counties are just part of a massive singular city.....

People should just hybridize (not hyphenate) their last names when they marry.

John Smith and Sally Jones become Mr. & Mrs. Smones or Mrs. & Mr. Joth; whichever they prefer. Or just something new...maybe they become Mr. & Mrs. Crap Bag.

I’ve said for years that when it comes to “enhanced interrogation methods” the only people who should be allowed to have the power to authorize and/or engage in these techniques...must first, voluntarily, be subjected to them....and for the length of time with which they have authority to authorize or act.

the program ultimately did damage to our officers and our standing in the world

Who the hell built a four-story downhill run, even for go-karts, and puts a 200+ degree turn right at the bottom; at best you will be foot-off-gas the whole way down...most folks will be foot on break halfway down the hill...

I sure hope that fence is a little more than chicken-wire....

First heard for me on this flick.
First reaction on seeing the headline was: “The kid from Mr. Robot is going to be Freddie Mercury? No...”
Watched the trailer...twice...and I can’t goddamned wait.

I’m honestly confused about this paragraph: