Obviously, the brave INS agents were time-traveling Palinites, struggling to prevent Obama from ever being born. Fortunately, they were unsuccessful.

At least those hungry people are free, and not working in some alien insectoid's sugar mine.

Real asteroid fields aren't like the ones in Star Wars, unfortunately. :(

I choose to dismiss it because I don't agree with it, or do you see no problem with people who repeat the "men are better designed to run the government" bullshit?

jesus farking christ. It's one thing to cry over abortions if it's your belief — it's another to use the law to make someone feel like shit.

Uh... no. Please none of the "different tendencies" stuff.

All political arguments aside, I wonder if this is even an issue in a place like the UK, unless prisoners there get somehow removed from the NHS.

I'm trying to figure out what you're trying to say here — are you claiming that Google isn't paying developers?

To me, though, it's nice that you're choosing "Oh we met online" as your "normal" go-to answer — ten years ago, that was weird, as well. Ten years from now, having met via WoW will be old hat and not unusual at all.

Well, hell, you're right — it was apparently supposed to have a 1.2GHz, but they scrapped that, and I was remembering the older leaks. But now, in the realm of mobile phones, 4.0in is a good bit smaller than 4.3in, but it's all very subjective — a 2.6in HP Veer may just be "slightly" smaller than an iPhone to someone…

Nope — smaller screen (4.3in v. 4.0in) and slower processor (1.2GHz v. 1GHz),

I propose a new version of Godwin's Law: No matter what type of hurt is described of in an article on Jezebel, there will eventually be a commenter who will eventually say "fuck you and die in a fire" because you dared mention a hurt that isn't as serious as theirs.

The fact that I was hospitalized and sick with H1N1 for 3 weeks makes me feel much better, now. I'm going to go eat some raw beef.

Hey — they could just start growing kelp.

Considering some of the racist attitudes I've met in relatives that happen to be Dutch, I wouldn't be surprised. The Dutch can put Teabaggers to shame when it comes to racism.

A Jezebel commenter?

It could be compete with the Z... if it was sold as a Toyota. As is, I don't want to spend a good bit of my money on a car that people are going to associate (because of the brand) with 18-year-old pizza delivery boys.

I'm just weirded out by how short a Mercedes they chose — it looks like the stuck the PopBox(tm) on the back of a hatchback. IMO, that thing should be on the back of a flatbed truck when they parade him around.

Those cars were so freakishly fast out of the factory, though, that I can overlook the, uh, looks.

The Turbo coupe gets a pass.