"They are always flawlessly-made up young women, under the age of 30, with lithe, delicate bodies in seductive poses. Thoroughly airbrushed, their bodies and faces possess the plastic-like quality of Barbie dolls. Their facial expression invariably reveal either extreme friendliness or a sensual ennui. Their stance is…

If you're buying them off, yes.

"and place a global ban on alcohol/all superfluous mind-altering drugs."

I think the main picture for the article may be alluding to the same point.

huzzah!

a stripper whose name is vera svechina.

With a name like that, you should be forced to do all your comments using the verbiage of Dr. Zoidberg. You're missing out on something beautiful.

Speak for yourself, sun-dweller. I hope to avoid the eye of whatever invading interstellar force this is by remaining on a small dim planet, third out in order.

Blame motorola's global division for never updating the firmware, and pairing that with an encrypted bootloader (so that the phone is almost useless to hackers).

My inner nerd doesn't cringe at all at using the term "droid" for all Android devices. Like the article says, without the "Droid" term catching on like wildfire, Android might still have a 5% market share today. I'm willing to pay a little bit of obeisance to that.

I honestly wouldn't mind if they wrote Rickon out. He really never does much but tag along for all of the four books.

It's a joke. "iSheep" is often a insult directed at rabid Apple-fans. Caveat: I have no idea if you're even an Apple fan.

It's called touchWiz, iSheep. Get it right.

10 years ago Tolkien wasn't even a household name until the movies.

Just less weird sex? (Maybe I'm thinking of the Einstein Intersection.) Just less, mind you, I wouldn't want it to be totally devoid of it.

Maybe from other people who are rich and privileged, sure.

Sorry — I forgot this is the Internet. Continue.

Dude — she was killed by a lathe. Jesus christ. Yes, I know, this is the internet, and we're all supposed to be callous and shallow, but please — let's just keep our mouths shut just this once.

I don't have cable. And I'm not paying for an entire plan just to get one show. Sorry.

You know, users of Cyrillic alphabets really hate when you do that.