Boatlopnik should be a thing run by Kristen that only focuses on yachts and crazy expensive boats.
Pretty sure that’s a hole in the water into which you throw money, dude.
Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.
Textile and Vegan are the interior packages? I just rolled my eyes so hard it caused tectonic plate movement in the south Pacific.
You lift your foot completely off the pedal and sit Indian-style in the car.
I’ll take four pedals.
Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.
Well damn...
Only three? Child’s play.
Or at least design special badging for it
Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?
Don’t forget the super-advanced alternator it uses:
This lady is beyond the Point Of Know Return, and while the Wheel In The Sky keeps on turning she will continue to Carry On Her Wayward driving.
Apparently she has a sister too
Because when I actually drive on the road speeding around throwing shells and banana peels at other cars I get fined for littering.
I mean... if anyone’s going to kick a torpedo...
Did I just see The Rock kick a fucking torpedo?!
He was just trying to Flex his drift mode skills.