Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

My aunt drives a car like this. Her name is Flow.

More than a few automotive wrap specialists can pad their bank accounts with this trend.

I think Torch is in the wrong; he really shouldn’t rag on these guys.

Driven monthly.  Period.

I get what you’re saying, but I’m pretty sold on this engine tower concept I’ve got going.

Subaru corporate, presumably: “the aftermarket will fix our head gasket issues”

Then I guess I’m gonna have to buy a $1200 Craigslist Miata instead.

They are damn near life changing to see in person. The sound alone is worth the ticket.

Mrs.? We all know engineers are too socially inept to date successfully.

It’s not every day that you *want* to hear an engine like this.

You gotta drug for the job you want, not the job you have.

They throw their cocaine trays at mirrors and scream “I’M A STAR, BITCH” a lot, but that happened before too.

If you have any vegetable jokes, lettuce know.

Who needs a 500hp truck? EVERYONE

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Actual photo of pilot

I think we are done here.

Came here expecting a photo of a Ford Falcon. Was not disappointed. Well played, Skay.