Is that really the best way to haul around a couple of snowmobiles?

If top speed is you only metric, yup.

Found the wagon...

or just done a sick kickflip and said forget it to his worries

Crack pipe. Didn’t even mention if the A/C blows cold or not.

which is the exact number of seats it needs if you didnt tell your wife you were buying it.

When you ugly af but still have to go outside

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

They switched to Monster Cables.

-Sees decent body on Blazer

Damn, now how is she gonna drive Jimmy Fallon around?

Obviously you buy a G8 GXP.

Did they stop?

I can’t believe my eyes. A rust free rockers and cab corners on a 2004 Siera Extended Cab 4x4????? That alone makes it worth the price. But toss in a 6.0 V8, Quadrasteer, leather and a (not yet working) nav system?

Important question: does it still count if you are doing it with Truck Nutz?

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

*Car dealer pulls out fiddle.*

I’m starting to believe that Finland is one big machine shop where speed metal is playing on the radio all day.

Making it easier to import un’merican vehicles? Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.