By “fix” you of course mean swapping in a V12 and 6 speed manual, right?

nerd, keep your politics off my bike blog bitch.

At least your wife wasn’t with you when you got her truck stuck.....

It astonishes me (but not really) that the ranger didn’t consider the environmental impact of a slowly decaying Chevrolet leaking oil, gas, and other fluids all over the place.

If this was a contest you would win.

Of course there’s a Mountain Dew in the cup holder.

Username checks out.

Be rich, ignore the peasants because they don't matter.

You spelled “Mustang” wrong.

Customs authorities were tipped off when the bandits handed them a fake Polish registration card that simply said "For more information, see reverse side" on both sides.

Coming soon to a Pirate Bay near you!

Hm... I wonder how long before the feature becomes available in the aftermarket, and you can order an “autopilot tune” from a company like Superchips, DiabloSport, Bama, etc.?

You are too much! A COTD within a COTD!

I was worried you might not be able to come up with an AppleCar image, so I made one. :)

I’m inclined to believe the value of all those F1s combined is enough to buy a medium sized country.

...because they’re friends WITH BENEFITS.

Based on their facial expressions and... other factors... I would say the blonde claims to be her friend but actually hates her.

Edit: I just realized someone shopped the sunglasses. We live in a strange world...

All of them, I assume.

I don’t think he’s smart enough to know the difference.