I keep telling myself, “you will not be able to insure this for less than the cost of a SpaceX rocket launch.”

Bet you're fun at parties.

What kind of brat takes all of the free sausage?

Ah, you must have missed it, let me get you up to speed then: Chrysler was a company that made things, then they started to make things without much effort, then some Germans bought them and raided the kitchen and then left, some other guys in suits came in and took what was left and churned out some generally…

Woahwoahwoah, hold on. What was that synchronized redneckery link at the end of the video?

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

tramp stamp... it is a camaro afterall. seems fitting

Profit margins

“I’ll just leave the car and money here on the other side of the country”

Parts bin special.... and OLD parts bin special, those wheels look exactly like the 02-05 20"

Flying unicorn, you say? :)

Well, there was this woman. She was kind of crazy...

<%wgluv2hunt> I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks.
<%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
<%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, “It’s Wales you idiot!”
<%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said,…

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why is this even a question? We answered it this morning...

The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

Getting a “Perfect” on the corkscrew in Forza 6 is among my life’s greatest achievements.
#wastedlife