Judging by the fitness level of most automotive journalists; they took this lesson to heart.

Call me whatever names you want...I get to drive this nearly every day and you don’t. I win.

Says the person who chose to name themselves after an animal scrotum

I think the full ashtray is an indication of how much fun this guy was having. What I don’t see is the cans of beer that go with those cigarettes.

If you say so, MontanaMan.

They should’ve built it in Montana. We know how to do things over here.

Congratulations, Mr. wætherman, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mustang which this lovely lady will deliver........it’s non-autonomous.

You’re not making any friends here.

I had to check to make sure I was still on Jalopnik.

How’s the structural integrity of the roof? Because with those wheels, that climbing ability, and my propensity to do stupid shit, it’s a very real factor

What if my locking lug if one giant center lug on my Porsche Carrera GT and they don’t make a 12 point socket big enough

Dude is 69 years old and doing 300+ mph, I feel like a loser

They’re great at making things powered by a V8. Judging by SEMA last year, they could stay alive simply from all the LS swaps.

Holy crap, an informed article about industrial engineers! Never thought i’d see us ‘imaginary engineers’ (as we were called in school) getting the limelight. And from google (alphabet?) of all places!

I would definitely pretend to think about buying an iSandrail!

I’ve read this before - just a copy paste job, but impressive stats nonetheless

I give you permission.

EPA is a partypooper.