but do be sure to take a Cruzer

If I understand correctly, you’re saying, “kids are no fun.”

So, a Ferrari with a manual 'box was sold at auction. Who'd they get to drive it home? A Porsche owner?

In this regard at least, Texas sounds a lot like my home Ohio.

Ayyy Buzz Killington what’s up? Knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here. I wonder what you’re like at parties, do you warn people of alcohol poisoning as they drink?

Was Jeremy Clarkson driving?

You almost had me? You never had your car!

The only thing interesting about this story is that I remember hearing Jay say “I never sell anything” in one of his interviews. The vastness of his collection is evidence that’s true...

That was close.

Blurry, low-res photo of the getaway car taken from a CCTV camera two miles away?

These thieves should have picked a different target. With the Jalop community on detective duty, these guys are screwed. That being said I have nothing to contribute.

STORM RACHAEL’S TRENCH

But you would already know that if you followed him on Twitter.

Don’t do it $kaycog

That’s the best first-gen Touareg investment you can make: not driving it.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

1965 Shelby Cobra Super Snake. Both of them.

I wouldn’t buy cars that are much beyond what i can already afford now (sub $100k) because if I won a jackpot that big, my priorites would be to make myself as anonymous as possible and go into hiding from the public.