Do you think the NFL will try this tactic with domestic violence as well?

Following this announcement, the NFL introduced its new corporate slogan: “We’re Not Even Trying to Pretend We Care Anymore.”

Goodell: Stop talking about concussions.

I wish I were a bear. If I were a bear, I wouldn’t have to listen to politics, or feel guilt, or poop indoors. I could be free to live my life and no one would look at me like I was crazy for tearing a backpacker’s throat out.

Why’d you whine on the internet when you know you’ll have zero effect on anything?

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Now as then, the funniest part of this add is the notion that an FCA product would make it past their warranty period, let along through an apocalypse.

We’ve casted our vote

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

best case scenarios for lower wage workers

I recall a similar story on Jalopnik in 1892 when a steam powered car crashed and blew up and painfully scolded dozens, then again in 1912 when a gas powered car blew up in a giant fireball after hitting a mule team and diving off the road. And here we are in 2016 watching a video of super dense batteries exploding. I…

Well, this device is not for those with excessive camber because they only go about 20-30 MPH. I mean c’mon, any faster they may hit a tiny bump and crash. So really, police just have to follow these cars long enough until something breaks on them or the driver ends up crashing.

Won’t work on Toyotas. No clearance to slide the net to the wheels since the cars are grounded to the ground.

I largely stopped watching tv after having kids. It hasn’t made me thin or smarter. It has made clueless during watercooler conversations. Basically, stop watching tv if you want to be your dad.

In one of my perpetually replicating series of arguments with people who blame the homeless problem on the Portland City Council, or the San Francisco City Council or the Seattle City Council, or the Reno City Council etc etc. People have a few times brought up favelas when referencing the proliferation of homeless…

But I flap the paddles.

Much more effective gun laws than the US.

It’s the finn thing, look how they drive in F1. Thing is, they take drivers ed very seriously. You have to take ice driving to get your licence. And their driving ed has only cars with manual. What in US is considered ‘advanced driving’ is for them normal.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…