I am currently very much about the humongous, Snickers-style bar, which serves up to 20 humans.

The sidewalk is rarely utilized for bicycles because it is rarely legal for them to do so. In most states, bicycles are legally vehicles. And it is illegal to use your vehicle on the sidewalk. What you are suggesting is akin to saying “The PC elites may disagree, but traffic would be a lot lighter if cars just hopped…

So it’s a cloud-based cloud?

No! Everything about you and that you do is wrong! Your thighs aren’t gappy enough and you’re not curvy enough and you can’t fit enough change in your collar bone and your poop is a weird shape and it shouldn’t be floating except when it should and why’s it that colour and you’re not drinking enough water but don’t…

Mine is easier:
(Number of kinds of halloween candy I like X 1 bag each) + (lock the doors x turn off the lights) = Halloween

I’m assuming the BMW guy was one beeping in the beginning at the dashcam car because the light was probably green, but the dashcam car was being nice and letting the schoolbus turn ahead of him.

Are these Vegan?

Are these Vegan?

Toyota. Watered to the Hydrant.

I didn’t know that FCA was implementing 2-step verification for gear selection.

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

There is only one entrance song.

Yeah, there’s no way any global telecom company would have any reason to not want a satellite that was designed to give free internet to the bulk of the content of Africa to reach orbit. No way. I mean, that launch wouldn’t somehow get in the way of them making billions and billions of dollars from developing…

Yeah, I love it. My friends and I have coined the term "Disaster French Toast" for this.