In the 80s I would put a nail in the wall and hang the clock radio out of reach, so you had to get your ass out of bed to turn it off.

I have a list.

Resource based economy.

Would you believe I didn’t even notice I did that?

You’re really not right in the head.

No, but do feel free to provide a quote to support your claim.

It would take a truly magical left foot too modulate, with too much throttle.

Neither did I. Sadly you can’t read.

I try to be, you should consider doing the same.

I’m certain that sucked.

I asked a question. In what version of reality do you imagine that is reaching a conclusion?

What is the piss level in your Cheerios this morning?

Which provides further evidence that prioritizing Money over people or safety is a really dumb way forum things and is responsible for a huge percentage of the world’s problems.

They also shut down portions of I70 in Colorado over the weekend.

I acknowledge your superior powers of vagueness.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

No, it’s just polite.

Which you’ll no doubt fail to comprehend.

Would that be the Panther format cars? Those based around the Lincoln Town Car?

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