I’d like to be between the Rock’s hard place, if you know what I mean.

I am so massively disappointed it’s not Tyrese. That dude sucks.

He was my first guess too, but just based on the fact that he looks smug all of the time and like someone who would imagine he could pop off to Dwayne Johnson.

We all know it’s Tyrese.

Your credit will recover. Your sanity will recover.

i just want to say, as an arab, i love that there is an arab leading man that is about to be the internet’s boyfriend, and his arab-ness is not a thing that is discussed or pointed out or whatever. he happens to be arab. he is mostly hot. i am so happy.

This is not England.

Yeah, if you have a super great idea that you don’t run by your co-workers before implementing in this massively public setting, it’s because, deep down, you know it’s a stupid fucking idea they’d have rightly shut down.

Their harmony went to shit after that too. Like the other three lost all their air for a moment.

Or it could have been three black women and one white woman.

I am not feelin’ that yellow dress... I also think, after looking at the majority of the men pictured, that it’s about time for women to start showing up to red carpet events looking like they just got out of bed and had to throw some shit together quickly too.

Bud did y’all see how fantastic they all looked?

I SAW HER FIRST. ;P

Leslie Jones, making white dudes uncomfortable since 1998.

Take your rational thoughts elsewhere, madame!

I did find one veeery useful weapon in these sorts of situations is to ever-so-sweetly request the complaint against me in writing and signed by the person harassing me so I can use it “for my future reference”. (In this case, I’d probably ask to film them in front of a mirror indicating EXACTLY what’s offensive.)…

I don’t like other girls because they’re girls but because they’re good people.

He’s amazingly charismatic, on the screen, (especially) onstage, and in my very limited experience, offstage. I spoke with him twice after seeing him on the West End, and he was amazingly gracious to each and every fan. When I complimented him on his Eastern Seaboard accent in one play, mentioning that that’s where I…

Please tell me James are Michael Fassbender are getting together.

My reaction to Angela Kardashian as performed by Louis Tomlinson’s baby.