Taylor Kitsch should have just stopped acting after FNL. Everything after it has been turd city. I don’t know how Jai Courtney is a thing. He’s not a good actor. He’s just pretty.

I want Cavill, Jamie Dorner and Robert Pattinson to do terrible movie together (preferably soft core erotica with paranormal elements). The press tour would be gold. Cavill would say all sorts of tone deaf things, Dorner would look sort of awkward and embarrassed and Pattinson would straight out say that he hated it.…

I think I get why his girlfriend is a teenager.

You are a fully grown human being, why is this a hurdle?

The real problem with casting Zoe Saldana is that she has benefitted from white supremacy in the industry; Nina was victimized by it. Though they are both black women, they represent almost entirely different existences, and it is this contradiction many black women have the most trouble with.

UGHHHHH DO NOT CALL A RAPIST “A STAR” AND CALL A RAPE VICTIM “PREPPY” IN THE OPENING OF YOUR ARTICLE ABOUT A RAPE.

It feels like the award gods delivered karmic payback. She has an acting Golden Globe she doesn’t deserve, so now she lost an Oscar she probably did deserve (at least of the nominated choices). The only shame is that Sam Smith benefitted from this.

I Love Magnets with Lorde too.

That is a horrifying photo of Justin Timberlake. :(

It’s not that, it’s her age, taste level and overall judgement.

Oh honey. This lady may tell me how to make candied yams. You may not.

Amber rose is quickly becoming one of my favorite people.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Well, up until now, we have voting for people because they had penises.

a real person just rapped

Representation fucking matters!

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

I like to treat myself to a “Sorry Men Suck” cake every Wednesday. Also known as just “cake”.