Sure they’re paid less because they’re supporting actors, but their only supporting actors because they aren’t white. It’s still racism, just with extra steps

I hope they’re able to find more work. They’re both so fantastic. And beautiful. God are they beautiful.

“Relatability” = whiteness

I’m about to flag your ass for blatant disrespect. Do you know who this woman is?

Nothing wrong with being alone, nothing.

I can assure you ladies that if you are a woman and you are from planet earth who breathes air then you’re a whore.

You can tell a lot about a guy by his reaction to the question, “why are men afraid of women?”

Normally, I would totally agree with you, but this dog has on shoes and a matching hat.

Liar.

And yet, she will still somehow garner an Oscar nomination for this role.

I had a boyfriend in high school too. We even went to the prom together. He sent a lovely card when my wife and I got married, and I just sent a gift to welcome the new baby he and his husband are expecting this winter.

So I briefly dated (like a matter of weeks) this one guy and everything was fine. He dumped me to get with another girl (still fine, tbh) but then WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE. I'm talking insisted on playing doubles with me and my friends in pool and then insisting on being my partner so I'd talk to him when I really…

Good god. I have killed men for less. I'm sorry you experienced that.

“Baby, why you starting the car? Where ya going? Should I go too?” Tires squeal into distance, Drake’s head falls, and his shoulders slump.

He was so extra. Even my dog was like, “Am I watching ‘The Notebook?’ What the hell is this shit?’” Labradors are so fiesty!

OK, my own theory is that “Hey...” is Millennialese for “What are you thinking?”

I usually just say my username out loud.

It’s because they think the dick was so good they have to keep your soul from transcending to another plane of existence; the “hey” is to snap you out of your uncontainable bliss before you are lost forever.

They’re trying to figure out if you’re still awake.