This defense, if they stay healthy, can carry a team into the playoffs. As a Bears fan, watching a game without wanting to lie face down in a puddle is more than I can ask for.

Imagine how drunk she would have been earlier in the night if she was still so drunk that she was in and out of consciousness during the police interview. It generally takes some time to get to the hospital or the police station and then have the police rustle up an officer trained to do a rape victim’s interview.

Thank goodness he only took pictures of his teammate sexually assaulting two women and didn’t sign some his name a few times to make some money, because THAT would have been trouble.

This guy’s insecurity and the insecurity of his pitiful disciples would be amusing if our wells were not already poisoned by widespread aggressive ignorance. Everyone involved with Barstool is a net negative to society. There’s really not much else to say on the matter. I applaud those who call these people out for…

It is irrelevant. If she called him a booger eater, called his mama fat, whatever. He detained her (kidnapped) and beat her. If she cheated on him, it still doesnt matter, that doesnt give one the right to do what this guy (allegedly) did.

Because wanting to what she did to “provoke” him is irrelevant, disgusting and extremely misogynistic?

This doesn't rise to the level of attempted murder? Really? 

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

You took Cam Newton #1 overall and still somehow have Todd Gurley, who would be a perfectly reasonable #1 overall pick? Everyone must have been using absurd draft patterns for that to happen because even auto-draft would have picked him up instantly.

They tied the Browns.

They are 33-6-1 against Cleveland since the Browns came back into the league, including 10-3-1 in Cleveland in the Roethlisberger era. If you think one decent game from James Conner “took away” Bell’s leverage, you don’t watch enough football.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Be present means to be there for them, especially when you’re physically with them. Let them know they are important to you. Extrapolate that as you wish.

My dad became ill when I was pretty young, and was basically incapacitated and bedridden by the time I was 10. I spent most of my free time growing up, taking care of him. So when I met (and later got married to) a woman with three kids, I really didn’t know how to be a father figure. Before her, I vowed I wasn’t…

All I could think was “go home, Anne, you’re drunk.” If all I consumed was 3 glasses of wine and an Emergen-C packet, I’d be passed out naked in a plate of cheese fries, not crackers and a cheese smear. Her food log is missing the coke and/or adderall.

Choking is the number one sign dv will escalate to murder. I hope that woman is able to leave and get herself somewhere safe. 

This was awesome, and felt like the exact antithesis of the Jezebel football stuff you guys are running. Barry is completely out of his comfort zone, but the fact that he’s genuinely trying to acclimate himself makes for some unique insights. Which seems like the point of all this? Not just “women don’t understand…

First of all, I am thrilled to see a reincarnation of Jezspin. It’s such a good point that excelling in any given field rests on learning the specific vocabulary and language of that world. And the “duck-out-of-water” may be funny (and this was hilarious) but the outsider perspective also highlights what folks more…

We were close enough to see the players, and when I saw Tom Brady walk by on the field, I booed him.

Is this article just a general “fuck emma stone” article? Cuz that’s what it felt like while I was reading.

1) I thought the column was a brilliant idea and came off as clever, charming and entirely relatable.