“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”

The worst thing about the Bears is not that they’re bad. It’s that they’re boring. I’d rather read or hear about the Browns or Bengals or some other shite franchise any day. And yet 97% of all sports coverage in this town is devoted to these clowns.

I mean, I’m a fan of the team

I think the answer to that question lies in the fact that Smiths grandfather was one of urbans mentors when he got into coaching.

read the comments when the link gets posted to the Deadspin Facebook page.  You won’t be disappointed.

Saying “I never hit her” in response to whether or not you were the perpetrator of domestic violence when you have admitted in writing to choking you wife is among the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve heard in a while.

Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.

If you want to be able to rile up the mob for Roseanne saying her stupid racist shit, then you need to grasp the simple fact that the people on the right will do the same to you.

Tom Savage was tremendous because he, more than anyone, represented the divide between NFL draft people and people who actually watched college football games

maybe because they fucking want to and it has nothing to do with this story.

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

The agenda is not “penis is evil”, but rather “why should we accept unwanted penis and tolerate career punishment for rejecting said unwanted penis”.

Judging by the standards of the times still erases the views of the minority. You know who knew it was wrong at the time to not call people f****t? Queer people. You know who knew it was wrong at the time to own slaves? Slaves.

2018: The year somebody is called good and wise because he told everybody to stop tweeting the N-word and calling people fags. 

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

this is like the 5th time he’s used a version of this apology. 

I mean at the end of the day he still profited and prospered off his family name and money but I guess the bar is so low for rich people these days that we can pat him on his back 

Ooo la la