Meh. As far as the “I want to look as naked as possible” look, I’ll take it over the mesh-bedazzled-nude-mermaid dress herpes that has infected the red carpet since the early aughts. But there’s something off-putting about how old and uncomfortable it makes her look. She’s young, stunning, paid to wear clothes, and…

TomatoFace is trolling Jez now?

No one once said that, unless you’re quoting yourself while you currently misquote Barry Goldwater.

I like how Ethan is simultaneously giving his whole life to the campaign and just playing a character. Serious commitment to the bit, Ethan.

Hahaha this is such a sweet reminder. Three years later and we own a house together and are definitely headed toward marriage; have even agreed on future baby names. Guess he didn’t need to cool his jets!

Mazel! I wouldn’t worry too much, there’s a pretty good chance this is all a huge fake to get their names back in the tabs.

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”

Her emoji should have dimples, no?

Oh man this is not going to reflect well on me, but it actually somehow bothers me more to think they may actually and truly believe themselves to be thought-provoking performance artistes. At least with a straight short con, I can understand the motivation.

The Grosse Ile team has been suspended until further notice. At least 10 of the team’s 18 players are under investigation.

Any way to figure how much they made through the $5 direct download route? Because as far as I can tell that was their best case scenario.

Of course it’s an act! That’s par for the course.

“Think that slavery—it took 25 years to defeat slavery. That is a lot longer than four years.”

“until a supervisor and Jimbo Fisher (FSU football coach) responded to the scene”

The bizarre styling is forgiven if it’s a tribute.

It’s just my guess!

I think it’s that the back leg is a bit in front of the front leg, but they’ve shaded it so dark it looks like that’s the front of her closest leg. In other words, they didn’t ’shop her butt smaller, but weirdly shaded her thigh to look larger?

And it must be warm there, because she’s not wearing much more.

This is the cover shot? No neck, no booty tooch — I feel like Tyra’s been lying to me.