A hair stylist told Lisa Rinna she thought Yolanda had Munchausen syndrome, Rinna told Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards, Vanderpump attempted to manipulate Rinna into dragging Kyle into [undetermined] drama,

I like that it’s the oxidization that proves it’s working. My guac has been sucking toxins out of the air for years!

Duh, that’s why you have to saran-wrap a cut onion to your feet at night!

I would pay fancy dinner with George Clooney money for an episode of The People’s Couch with the Clintons watching House of Cards.

She’ll get Virginia too, is my prediction.

What? She wins swing states. Blue states that are not in play are not in play. Red states that are not in play are not in play. Swing states are what matters, and she wins them. You are not reading that map correctly.

Wait, what? Please link me to something that shows Georgia is in play. I want to believe!

It’s this fucking 24 hour news cycle and hyperpartisanship. Bernie wins a red state: HE CAN WIN INDEPENDENTS AND REPUBLICANS, HIS MESSAGE SPEAKS TO THE HEARTLAND. Hillary wins a red state: those states don’t really matter in the general, who gives a shit? Bernie wins a blue state: SHE CAN’T EVEN WIN OVER DEMOCRATS!…

This is the single most ridiculous take I’ve seen so far. Congrats.

Yes, the map actually shows that she’s more electable. She wins in states where people have to be convinced to vote for Democrats, and in swing states. The blue states he wins aren’t going to become red if Bernie Sanders isn’t on the ticket. They’re states where the voters are liberal enough to want a candidate to the…

Well, that and revolutions are uniformly horrible. My favorite thing is that it’s always people who spend most of their time lambasting Clinton for her role in ushering in Libya’s revolution that are unironically clamoring for one in Brooklyn.

She doesn’t “come from money.” Where did that even come from? She’s from a nondescript suburb of Chicago.

I mean, the more relevant difference is probably the millions that Coke is giving her. I’d switch to vodka Diet Coke today and never look back if I were in the position to get spokesperson money.

Well nevermind then. She should be knee-deep into her “pretending to like scotch” phase by now.

It’s kind of surprising that the most brand-roboty thing she could have said ends up being one of her more relatable moments. Isn’t she 23? I think my favorite cocktail then was “something clear with something fruity.”

I feel like that’s just further proof of the bandwagonism, but we can agree to disagree.

I think this is right. I get a little tired of the The Spurs Play Ball The Way It’s Meant To Be Played trope, because I’m a fan of a different Texas team and it sucks to watch people gravitate to the Spurs bandwagon in the post season and all spout the same lines, but the worst of the trope is hashed out by sideline…

He started that “think”piece hours ago.

Raymond Felton of all people carried them in the fourth quarter.

Hurr durr, CV has alopecia, hurr durr.