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Because nobody would die brutally in your fantasy world after Alcohol is banned and a bunch of Criminal Organizations go to war over the black market alcohol industry..... But hey at least there’s some more drinking water!!! #wankingmotion

Are we going to see Studio Execs shoot for a STEPHEN KING CINEMATIC UNIVERSE since this and the Dark Tower are coming out soon?

2nd time writing this today: Fuck Tom Wilson

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Fuck Tom Wilson.

A High School friend of mine got really into Amway and would always call me every couple of months to give me his sales pitch. The last time I told him I would never be interested in Amway and I haven’t heard from him since.

Gottlieb is a hack who does a low rate Colin Cowherd impersonation on his radio show. Why on Earth would you want this guy as your coach? Is there not a singe person out there more qualified? Why not interview Fredrik Jonzen while you’re at it.

I don’t really understand people getting “outraged” over his stupid ass jokes. It’s a Netflix stand up comedy show not the Gettysburg Address.

See you opening night!

Is that the lead singer of TOTO at the 1:00 mark?!

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This would be a much better way to cross Ice Cube over with Fast & Furious.

What is is about urinals that turn men into Neanderthals? I work in an office of well educated individuals and when i’m taking a leak I have to stare at a wall covered in boogers these savages picked and hung up like Christmas Ornaments.

Hopefully Morning Joe gave him his daily military briefing after that.

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I wish this guy made the cut. He was my favorite.

I used to work at Gamestop a decade ago and even back then I hated how my job boiled down to selling pre-orders and magazine subscriptions. I can’t imagine how much worse things are now. It is sad how your selling incentive to keep working for minimum wage or be fired. Oh well, the world needs plenty of ditch

I can’t remember where I was but my fiance had them “add Mac sauce” to her McDouble and they charged her like 49 cents. The American Dream is dead.

“Only Fat Cats throw them bread heels away. Take a couple of those, catch some Muskrat with your pokin’ stick and you got yourself a nice burger.”