I’m all for this. Anything that keeps him in a jovial mood and not angry at the world is good for us. A happy Trump is a quiet Trump.

As always, there’s a trump tweet for every occasion.

I’m gonna have to disagree, we’re a world of chucklefucks and he’s a prime example.

This is exactly was his base wanted. They see maturity and sanity as hallmarks of the coastal liberal queers. They listened to Trump say “grab her by the pussy”, “bleeding out of her wherever”, and mock a disabled reporter. And Trump, in turn, hasn’t done anything out of line - for him.

Not right, but pretty fucking consistent.

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

Makes sense. Remember those articles about how he can’t even sit through a five-minute briefing with picture aids, unless the presenters also sprinkle his name in there a couple of times? If he they don’t keep his mood up and focused, he might wander off to watch Fox News for 8 hours and then shout at people through…

When Vice reached out to beleaguered White House veteran Sean Spicer for comment on the folders, Spicer emailed a statement saying, “While I won’t comment on materials we share with the president, this is not accurate on several levels.” He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

Not sure Pence & friends wouldn’t welcome Armageddon.

I don’t blame climate change on him either. But when the world is burning I will lay it at his feet and all of the other Republicans who refused to do anything about it.

Like a fine wine.

While he’s on vacation, let’s quick build a replica White House somewhere in Baltimore. Staff it with actors who look a lot like his staff and never trouble him with hard decisions. When the vacay’s over, have the motorcade drop him off there. Everyone, including him, will be happier this way.

This was my reaction as well. But then I realized that I guess it doesn’t matter whether this is our propaganda or not, he’ll do what he wants with or without support. I’m far more afraid of 45 than Kim Jong Un at this moment.

Seriously, he has such a hard-on for dropping bombs, as any guy completely insecure about his manhood would. We should be legit scared.

I despise Pence but, like you, I don’t see him getting us involved in a nuclear war because his feelings are tender.

It’s OK. I understand Trump is a master negotiator and would never let this happen on his watch.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Which fucking fat idiot? The one in D.C. or Pyongyang?

because we all love and miss the Obamas, thank you very much.

Why am I commenting on it?