Dudes making movies rarely surprise when it comes to age-appropriate couples. Disappointingly.

yeahhhh it’s lawrence and bardem :/

Question that Google couldn’t quickly answer: who plays the couple in the movie? Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem or Michelle Pheiffer and Javier Bardem?

The days are years.

No matter what shit he pulls there are idiots out there caping for him and I just don’t fucking get it. 45 wasn’t lying when he said he could kill someone and he’d still have those same supporters out there.

I simply cannot even imagine the level of histrionics. I’m sure it would be epic though.

Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

It’s like Trump doesn’t even have a sense of irony, talking shit about someone who actually served in the military instead of getting deferments for “bone spurs”.

When I was in college, I worked the night shift at a nursing home one summer. I can honestly attest to all of the stories of abuse that I had been told. It is horrifying.

I have no idea how that “Trump’s gonna pivot” horse is still running. It hasn’t won a race yet.

Remember when people said “Kelly’s gonna tighten the ship and help Trump pivot to a more traditionally presidential image?”

yeah but they’re like 99% of fox’s audience so they’ll believe when fox blames it on Obama and Hillary, somehow.

Why wouldn’t he do this, it fits two of his most important criteria perfectly.

Ya know who’s elderly? 45, that’s who.

Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews needs to come back. Here’s mine:

I swear to god he treats the entire presidency like its a summer job at his uncle’s store that he wasn’t actually planning on taking until Mom made him. He hasn’t staffed offices, he didn’t bother to book hotel rooms for major events, and announces “YUP WORKING HARD!” whenever he thinks someone might be looking.

I always tweet that I’m working hard, while I’m working hard.

What makes one a “phony Vietnam con artist?” Is it when you pretend you have bone spurs or something?

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

That fight was really perfectly choreographed. Brienne hacking away like a typical Westerosi knight, Arya using her dancing lessons and size/speed/agility, and both of their movements looked totally genuine. Just A+ choreography