Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

Have you considered inviting her over for coffee and cookies (I don’t know) and trying to gauge where she might experience difficulty so you can give her some tips? Maybe she’s welcome that.

I really worry about her, I’m not sure she would even know what to buy. As a product of her environment, she is just a babe in the woods as far as the natural rhythms of a household. They haven’t had a functioning kitchen for years. She might be okay, she’s definitely used to fending for herself, I want college to…

Off to price Chrome books, thanks!

Good idea. Thanks! I worry she won’t have bedding and stuff. She doesn’t drive, they havent taught her so she could order for delivery.

Sounds impersonal, but amazon gift card. That way if she needs deodorant, shampoo, she can get it. But also can buy some cute notebooks or pens (if kids still use that stuff). I would do that and then get her a little something for around $15-20. Maybe a cute shower caddy with awesome soaps (Whole Foods has amazing…

Perhaps put it on a gift card to Bed, Bath, and Beyond? And add a couple of their 20% off coupons. She’ll need a lot of stuff, and that way she can stock up her room without trying to fit everything into her suitcases for the trip east. And maybe one of those advice books geared towards college students? It’s awesome…

I guess gift thread? My neighbor kid is going to college out east, art school, she is tremendously talented. I love her parents but they are pathologically cheap, hoarders, and not good planners. I have 200 dollars to send her on her way in a week and I want to get her something helpful in her everyday life. Nothing…

Exactly. He looks like half the yahoos you see at fishin’ holes around our state. I dated a guy who went on twice-a-summer, week-long fishing trips with a bunch of guys. They fished and drank in the hot sun all day, drank all night, then slept in the same tent (whyyy?) He said the snoring and the farting got so bad…

Putin looks like every other dude on dating apps holding up his stupid fish while wearing shades.

So does our President. He regularly lifts greasy KFC fried chicken breasts to his gaping maw.

Thanks...I’m usually better at researching stuff before I spout it off! Ugh, it’s right there on the first page of Google results. :(

I am vehemently opposed. I understand having more conservative candidates in certain jurisdictions but certain issues just are non-negotiable, and my body autonomy is one of them, in addition to POC and LGBT rights. These things are absolute. Our civil rights are not identity politics they’re our goddamn civil rights.

The undercurrent of sexism and racism in the Democratic Party is making me sick. They might as well use the c word instead of neoliberal.

Easy! You gouge them on the price until they say, “We won’t pay!”

Oh flicolas, I like you.

You know what they say, when god closes a door, he opens a window... and now there’s no one guarding that window.

How many times did he, and his Repug cohorts, dis Obama for going to Hawaii once a year? This motherfucker’s been golfing every week.

Business is looking better than ever with business enthusiasm at record levels. Stock Market at an all-time high. That doesn’t just happen!