Everybody’s so old here. Not me, though.

Keep Calm & Slay Queen?

this is pure filth, my friend.

I understood the words but not the way there were put together.

Just blame Obama and Hilary for it, like trump does for everything ;)

I see American has finally completely separated from English.

Yep. It’s official. I am old as fuck.

What did I just attempt to read??

or this will allow the pharmacy industry to start cashing in on that sweet sweet weed money.

November 2016 was a disappointing month for many reasons. Chief among them was the electoral college decision in favor of TrumPutin.

10/10

Who, me? Why, I’m not a bitch at all!

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

Not all heroes wear capes

I have this ONE patch of hair around my ankle that hasn’t been shaved since 7th grade. I’ve tried everything but I’m convinced there is an invisible force field protecting it.

I’m fortunate to have blonde hair, so I tend to go weeks without shaving. I actually shaved a few days ago and missed A TON of strips. That, or my razor gave out

I have literally emerged from the shower and realized I have forgotten to shave an entire leg

Amen.