I’m an American, but I moved to Australia 7 months ago. About a month ago, I was driving down the highway in suburban Sydney, and my husband let out a shriek from the passenger seat with his finger pointing out the window. I slammed on the brakes and yelled, “What?!”

Pillow casings for both the couch and the bed. Slippers. A sticker to put on the cat box and the door of the human bathroom. (I may be able to come up with additional options after I’ve had more coffee.)

A neck tattoo would be quite effective and fetching, me thinks.

Thank you so much! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

It’s bizarre, isn’t it?

Tuesdays and Thursdays 3:30p. I vote yes. Mondays and Fridays too easy, Wednesday too obvious. Power to the people.

This is a very effective way to build relationships at work. Listen to your boss, coworkers, and direct reports - you can gain a lot by basically being able to repeat their feelings back to them or by subtly complimenting them in the way you mentioned. A simpler, seemingly less manipulative way to think about it is…

me too! Maybe we should pick a time for all of us to stand and yell this. It would be incredibly entertaining.

You should have been a fly on the wall when I (a woman) was in a guitar shop to buy a guitar. Yes, for myself! Lordamercy. Sales to willing customers aren’t hard, people!

New from Celestial Seasonings: Reclaimytime tea.

Today I was trying to buy a new pair of sneakers for Master Poodler, and he is at an awkward stage, where he is about to age out of the children’s sizes. Nonetheless, he still needs a children’s size, which are in short supply.

Omg! Make the t shirt happen.

This needs to go viral amongst all of the Democrats! Does anybody know how I can pull the video out of this tweet and save it for myself, to enjoy whenever I want. What if I want to share it with one of my girlfriends? Can I extract the video from the Twitter page it’s on and get a copy? Anybody?

I’m going to yell this out randomly at the cubicle farm throughout the day. No one will care. No one pays attention.

Counting reclaiming my times.

Yes, sister!

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

You can just see the racist/misogynistic frustration bubbling under the surface. How dare this woman, this Black woman, fail to yield to him when he has things to say. She is such a fantastic example. Play this for little girls (and boys) everywhere.

And...3...2...1...countdown to the t-shirt and mug I will buy that simply say ‘Reclaiming my time’

Dang- she’s a force of fucking nature!