I find hurling rotten tomatoes from my garden to be extremely therapeutic

Most “cities” in the South.

I must be old because I always think of Nikki as the writer and star of Thirteen.

Also-everyone knows Trump isn’t into crates and straps and such- he wants to rub your nose in that dirty dirty tinkle! Possibly while administering a light spanking.

Though if you think about it, Beetlejuice would be a big step up.

As someone that would take a bullet for my dog, it’s odd to me how many people out there think their children should be there for *them* and not the other way around.

With Mike Pence and Mother I feel like “washing the towel” must be some kind of code.

Because that’s how normal people make apartment ads.

Regardless, the fact that this guy doesn’t know how creepy this looks makes it extremely likely he’ll be off in other ways.

The only time he tells the truth is by accident.

When you’re a Republican playing with guns it’s not a crime it’s a campaign fundraiser.

In this case it’s not stupidity- his supporters think shooting people with pigs blood sounds totally fun.

The President of the United States is calling for people to be shot in bullets coated in pigs blood.  

I was in Denver recently and I swear it’s state’s official potpourri. My clothes reeked of pot at the end of the day just from walking around.

And you just know they jacked off to what they did to her later. Probably countless times.

I’m kinda seriously depressed at how much work she’s had done.

I hate to say it, but I think you’re in the “never did” category.

I used to fantasize about well- you know, but have since accepted Trump is Dan Akroyd in Nothing But Trouble.

Oh, it’s bad everywhere. In finance there are people that base their entire year/life around the sport and restaurant freebies.

We can dream.