Why are they striking?

I feel personally attacked

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Classic case of bad feng shui.

Apropos, as braking distances for cars of that vintage were always a gamble.

They just knocked it into 12th gear.

What did they expect? SUVs aren’t built for the track.

Yeah. The nerve of that guy. Parking stuff in his driveway. Seriously, fuck him. Next thing you know, it won’t be a nice clean white trailer. It’ll be a dirty 15 year old Dodge Caravan with mismatched fender colors. And he will whisper softly to the world: “You let this happen”

You can spend $1000 (JALOPNIK DISCOUNT) on mine instead:

You completely missed the cultural aspect of kei cars though. Sure, they’re horrible from a US or European cultural standpoint, but think about it in terms of Japanese culture:

Reminds me of this show,

Same.

This game is pretty fantastic when you feel the total freedom to take your time. Take in the vistas. Laugh at the ridiculous chicken/t-rex hybrids. Leisurely float through space. Take tons of screenshots. Just explore. It facilitates a sense of just BEING there really nicely. You seem to be getting at a bit of that…

Regardless of what they said two years ago, I have absolutely no problem with this game NOT being multiplayer. Im enjoying myself the way it is now.

This is funny and unexpected. Not uncomfortable at all to me.

A VW Bug. Virtually impossible to stall and barely enough HP to hurt the clutch.

Within the species Fontender Loaderus, the destruction of the prey’s clearcoat shell is ritualistic among most tribes. The display of strength is often thought to be as much an affirmation of the machine’s devotion to their tribe as it is a way of attracting mates from the sub-genus, Backhoen.

I predict an abrupt spike in teenage mortality.