When I watch those speedruns I always imagine the bad guys going like "wha-what the fuck just happened?"

"I wanna go places, grandpa."

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT SECOND VIDEO

Most likely to be something like this:

Looks like Jimmy is a cop now.

It's like an Orlovolution of it.

"EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Do my car looks like a fucking beach? Why every time I park I have to scrape off those damn women out of my windshield?!"

There was someone here they didn't want us to see.

I think I like my wife.

If your car is drowning in ice,

This guy looks just like any NPC in games like Carmageddon.
-Standing on the side of the road animation
-Surprised look around animation
-Walk forward animation

It reminds me of the Subaru Sambar with the Dias Classic pack

Modders must be pissed at Rockstar!

Those dashboards...

Get a replacement lighter socket, cover it with electrical tape and wre it up anywhere in your car. No holes needed.

This article comments will probably make Larry from AMMO NYC "polish" himself. By hand.

Schwerer Gustav

You know what would be cool? If they stopped recording and use their fucking phone to call 911 to see if there are any cops around that could help and of course use their fucking horn for god's sake.

If he sells 20 scarfs to get 20 miles of fun in a Cayman, how many less scarfs would he have to sell to have the same fun in a 918?