I’m confused. People of his generation always claim they grew up in different time when racism wasn’t bad and blackface was comedy gold.

Somehow I doubt that language actually exists in the resolution. I’d be shocked if it were, and I’m already shocked that you considered it even remotely likely enough to wrote a long post about. Maybe you should just bring up the resolution and do a Ctrl-F search?

Whoa, hidden gem! LOL

They teach that smile at ‘nice white boys’ Prep school.

I would’ve said Martin Shkreli.

Ugh, I know, I cannot ESCAPE those stupid ads with that ugly pinkish gold thing on it. They seem to be everywhere lately.

This makes me so happy. Deb Haaland is my rep and I proudly voted for her. 

Ted Cruz needs to do whatever the fck is necessary to hide that hideous fcking face of his.

It’s a great quote. I find myself thinking of Hitchhiker’s Guide often. Adams was really good at keying in on the ridiculousness of human existence.

I truly cannot understand how people can put money before the health of other human beings and the the health of the ENTIRE PLANET. I’ve been thinking about this quote from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quite a bit lately (I won’t copy the whole thing here because it’s way too long).

The institutional failure is heart breaking.  It seems like you only need one or two people to do the right thing to bring the whole house of cards down, but it never seems to happen.

Unbalanced Creature Configuration is the name of my new band. We are working on our first album,  EEL UP YOUR NOSE.

They’re never gonna survive unless they get a little crazy, amirite?

When I first glanced at the photo a bunch of times on my Twitter timeline I thought it was a back with a lot of moles.

May I submit for consideration, “Pestilencians”?

Sure.  She’ll just lay off the agent, the assistant, and maybe not sell any houses for a while.  

*Former Democratic President urges people to vote for Democrats*

You just answered your own question.

I was gonna say that pork isn’t the best example since there isn’t a religious rule about no kangaroos, but I checked, and apparently kangaroo isn’t kosher. I have a hard time imagining that the complaining parents were upset about that since it’s Nebraska, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of.