What if they both win in the same election? How cool is that?

“… an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”

Even if she did, that Taylor is dead

Baby elephant will never forget this. 

“Read your town charter, sir. If yachtstuffs should touch your property, said yachtstuffs shall be turned over to the national idiot.”

Someone tell this bitch that you wear your worn out stupid $30 Zara clothes for this bullshit and your nice clothes when you are on official kidnapping business. 

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?

That’s very astute.

Maybe someone threw sushi back at him and he ate it?

“Well whadderya gonna do if we fire you?”

Unionization is a right, not a privilege.

I’ve never done anything at work without getting paid for it. They want dash, I gotta see cash. At this loading dock in 1983, the foreman said, “But the job’s not done!”. I told him I wouldn’t work for free. Next day I get called into the office; They’re concerned about my “motivation.” I told them I was motivated by…

Pythagoras believed beans were bad for you because they contain ghosts. He was a nutter even by the standards of the time.

That bit struck me too. It’s always instructive to note where the right are setting the boundary for ‘free speech’ now, because they are very good at making that into the whole conversation. Recently disagreeing with a Republican has been characterised as ‘intolerant’, now it’s donating money to their opponents. Why…

Good Kinja

Black Swan: The Triggering

So the only thing black at Black Swan Books is the swan? 

I really wish you (and all the other writers) weren’t leaving here, Brendan. I am sure you will be successful wherever you go next.