Congo is a war-ravaged hell-scape, a country noted for mass rape and cannibalism. Imagine escaping a country like that, and being welcomed in our country, the United States. You would be grateful, wouldn’t you?

From his website…

Gotta cage them before baby takes their first steps. It’s Soylent Veal.

I would be happy with cage-free children at the moment. Baby steps.

Have fun, Internet.

The lack of smokey eye shadow isn’t fooling anyone new Aunt Lydia.

Everybody is talking about how this is shameful to Americans. True, but a huge number of decent Americans are doing whatever they can to fight this evil. As a foreigner, I would like to approach it from another angle: this is shameful to the rest of the World, specially Western nations who claim to be “civilized”,…

Eau de humanity

Driving before it a loose drift of rubble, fanshoals of fishes, silly shills

The school’s statement that “local law enforcement has initial jurisdiction and determines the course of action” is such bs. The school has almost complete jurisdiction over whatever policies it implements regarding the safety of its students. So if a crime occurs and the police do nothing, or if there is a related…

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

82nd dimensional chess, there.

Binders full of attorneys!

This and beating up Geraldo on Howard Stern are the only good things I know of that Frank has done.

Brian gets his opinions from a garbage can!

I’ll never listen to the Stray Cats again.

I don’t know if she’s out of the woods, though. Now she has to deal with all the bad blood from the gun nuts, and she’ll never be clean of that.

#PeatTheRich