Maybe they can trip and fall off a cliff, and the thriller can be about the protagonist having to push through a city ordinance to get a guard rail placed at the cliff before the horrible rock face strikes again.

Yep. Becky 1 is Becky and Becky 2 is now Andrea, a surrogate having a baby for Becky 1.

Yes! I’m like unless you’re trying to see U2 or something every month, there are a lot of highly reputable musicians who don’t play arenas or stadiums. (and local bands too.)

Who are you seeing? Bands come through my city all the time and play at local venues for $50, max. Cheapest, $15-25.

Usually horseshit comes from a horse’s ass, not sent to one.

Sure he does, it just connects straight to his anus-mouth instead of his butthole.

Yikes!

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

sobriety is a+

Elliott Smith covers.

Totally joy. And maybe a bit of a sugar coma.

*bursts into tears*

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

Seriously, you could be asking him about what he had for breakfast and he'd be like "I had cornflakes.....but I'll regret it for rest of my life, I'm also retiring, maybe."

I figure he's going to start with the handful trying to defend Food Babe first. Maybe even laugh at some of the totally afactual crap some of the anti-GMO people are bringing to the discussion.

While I definitely wouldn't recommend eating uranium, it actually wouldn't be all that big a deal. I'm talking strictly about its ores, or depleted though. Enriched would be BAD news (not that you could even get it). But uranium ore is only very weakly radioactive, depleted even less than that. And while it is a…

now i kinda want to hear tig notaro read the importance of being earnest.

Women, Nationwide is NOT on your side.

I feel terrible for those meat-eater people because there is nowhere else in NYC to get a meat-based meal.