“both sides do it" -- are you auditioning for a job at NBC?

“At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in the new Rolls-Royce comes from the toilet"

Why do you think that Splinter readers would want to support union-busting Delta?

Why do you think that Splinter readers would want to support union-busting Delta?

“Prosecutors are seeking forfeiture of Mr. Ernst’s country club membership”

“I pledge allegiance to your pants..."

“Dont tug on superman's cape"

“Everybody,  I'd like you to meet your new Superintendent-- Ammon Bundy"

“We have both kinds of sociopaths"

Yeah it's gonna take more than an attendant with a shovel to clean this mess.

“the Washington Post’s in-house neocon columnist"

“he signed his Oath of Office with his hoof before pooping expansively on the floor”

Except that he said WF was willing to accept the risk. But apparently they’re not willing. That’s one thing her questioning revealed.

Smollett? Unfortunately probably. Dotard? We should be so lucky.

This sets an interesting precedent 

Rescuing it only creates a culture of dependency.

Wow thanks. That’s probably something that Atlantic writers could have figured out, if they weren't disingenuous snakes.

John Ashcroft could not be reached for comment.

“Our revenue laws as a body might well be entitled, ‘Acts to promote the corruption of public officials, to suppress honesty and encourage fraud, to set a premium upon perjury and the subornation of perjury, and to divorce the idea of law from the idea of justice.’”

TS's 1989 is “All killer, no filler” as they say. It’s one finely-crafted pop song after another. You’d have to be Jared Kushner to screw up a cover version of that.

Maybe that’s why Tucker Carlson hates it so much.