#PeatTheRich

Maybe they can trip and fall off a cliff, and the thriller can be about the protagonist having to push through a city ordinance to get a guard rail placed at the cliff before the horrible rock face strikes again.

Yep. Becky 1 is Becky and Becky 2 is now Andrea, a surrogate having a baby for Becky 1.

Yes! I’m like unless you’re trying to see U2 or something every month, there are a lot of highly reputable musicians who don’t play arenas or stadiums. (and local bands too.)

Who are you seeing? Bands come through my city all the time and play at local venues for $50, max. Cheapest, $15-25.

Usually horseshit comes from a horse’s ass, not sent to one.

Sure he does, it just connects straight to his anus-mouth instead of his butthole.

Yikes!

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

sobriety is a+

Elliott Smith covers.

4 digits rounded vs 10 digits? While adorable and of course I'll be celebrating, it's a poor second place. We tragically missed Pi Day of the Millennia by not celebrating on 3/14/1592 at 6:53:58. Time travellers: make a note to head back then with a pie for me, alright?

In celebration of today's Pi Day of the Century, take some time off to watch this curious Pi Day video...

What, no Ayn Rand? I mean, this is money we're talking about...

Man, stuff like this just knocks me out. I grew up in the '50s reading about fictional astronauts working on fictional space stations. Now I'm watching the real thing... on my pocket computer! I'm really glad I lived long enough to see The Future™.

Totally joy. And maybe a bit of a sugar coma.

*bursts into tears*

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

Seriously, you could be asking him about what he had for breakfast and he'd be like "I had cornflakes.....but I'll regret it for rest of my life, I'm also retiring, maybe."