They have the guns and they have the boxes.

The VaJunior Monologues

Legal Band aids don’t fix judicial bullet holes.

He could fill his entire lawn with spikes, like those pigeon people did.

“These things are defective!”

What does Jonathan Franzen think about this?

Wow, that’s a lot of Becky.

Haha,

Right? I recently saw M Ward and Thurston Moore (on different nights) and they were each $15. Plus I could actually see the stage.

Wow, Emma and Tim perfectly summarized my experiences with both Three Body Problem and Gravity’s Rainbow. Get out of my head!

Or that 113 F in December is pretty frickin’ hot.

Younghusband covering Margo Guryan’s “I Don’t Intend to Spend Christmas Without You”

If you eat enough of it in your lifetime, you end up with manure chin.

A family of genetically modified loggerhead shrikes would bring much-needed karmic justice to the people who would spike their trees.

It could be worse; they could be throwing AXE (TM)

“It’s a food product, essentially”

Alimentary, my dear Myxo. Although in the Dotard’s case “speaks” should be included in the headline as well...

He probably doesn’t even have a colon at this point.

I would prefer not to read about her husband’s stream.

Snake it off