I worked there as a waiter for 3 months in 1993, which is probably beyond the scope of the new contract. It was horrible and degrading, even more so than working at Chili’s.

Another significant way things have changed since Jesus’s time...here is a list of the people who are permitted by law to move my dead body, washed or otherwise: coroner, EMT, pallbearer. Not on the list: disciples.

Also not boring: Javelinas. They’ll bite your leg off.

October 5, 2014. Third time’s a charm!

She would have erased the tweet, but she couldn’t find a pencil.

At his appearance at UNM in Albuquerque, the press was not allowed to record the arrests taking place.

Voyager II is presently at the Heliopause (where solar winds collide with interstellar winds) and continues to transmit measurement data (mostly proton and electron counts) and receive firmware updates at an astonishing 160 bits per second.

He hopes that you choke, that you choke.

"threw my dress over my head"

"Because Yelp needs Cormac McCarthy"

I'm an RF engineer; four places of precision is rarely useful, or even achievable : )

If we neglect the time of day and the first two digits of the calendar year, and round to the nearest convenient digit, then next year will also be a "pi day of the century" — 3.1416

"I'm litigating it"

The logical problem with cloud seeding is that there is no control group. If it rains after cloud seeding, how do you know it wouldn't have rained anyway? Ideally you'd like an identical duplicate weather system somewhere else for comparison, and you'd want to run that same test on that same weather system a…

Ah, Skylab: when Congress definitively proved that they were unqualified to make space policy decisions, but insisted on doing so anyway.

That would certainly cause Paul Ryan and Ron Paul to have conniptions. OUR MESSIAH!?! ON FIAT CURRENCY!??!

It is not entirely untrue that men are easily distracted.

People may criticize NASA for excessive testing and simulation, but they don't have very many chances to get this right. It is doubtful that congress would approve funding to build a second one because the first one got broken.

From Earth, everything appears to orbit Earth. Just ask Ptolemy.