Ah, crap. Now Pinkham is gonna nail us for talking about physics.

It's mostly safe to handle because the skin blocks the alpha radiation, unlike the esophageal and stomach linings. Once inside, it can do some damage.

Rand Paul was apparently struck by Stupid's Arrow.

Uranium is natural. Benzene is organic. But I wouldn't eat them.

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Kolob.

Well, thanks, but top comment? We can't even get out of the greys!

#NOTALLCAPS

Thanks — due dilligence!

That looks too much like a legitimate circuit. Something more like this:

it's NOT ok to contact this poster

Edward Gorey knew what to do with fruitcake:

Jetta Sportwagon — that's good, right?

someone's always going to want shitty food for the cheapest possible price

Time is running out!

Lamb fries?!?

The shrimp thing is ironic, because without formaldehyde shrimp (or restaurant customers) may not even have existed in the first place.

Nobody is really sure...

Not a single mention of Guy Fieri?

D'ough!

Products get renamed from something accurate but unappealing-sounding...to a complete nonsense name that sounds better