Our Fryer who chars in Heaven
Tallow be thy name

And open a Home Depot right there in the church.

The planet Venus has atmosphere, but I wouldn't stay for it. Especially not if it had been franchised.

Is ginger ale "food" or "violence"? Are those my only choices? Because half the time I go to the grocery it's just to get more ginger ale.

"Federal Agents eat whale meat and blubber. You would too if you had to eat whale meat."

Mayonnasal

I would much rather eat fake mayonnaise that is named after a sinus medication.

Sub-conjunctival hemorrhage?

I'm glad I invested in RAMJAC while it was still a penny stock.

We'll finally get to try his pizza!

I especially like the Penguin Asada.

We'll need to get that down under 2% to be in full compliance with the law.

"A nutty mushroom flavor, followed by puke."

"Try our delicious vinegaroons"

They're going to trick me into eating bugs by packaging them in a cat food tin?

The seventh seal trumpet will sound like a sad trombone, owing to the cholesterol in the mouthpiece.

"You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

The tariff may be unnecessary. It won't take long for Reagan to discover that there is no viable export economy for Duck Dynasty collector's plates.

This place could team up with that human hand burger restaurant. They would make a killing.

McDonald's PR legal team is known to carrion at great lengths about such things.