Wow, he looks like a dog food commercial actor. Very handsome - a worthy substitute for your husband!

I love your dog! So much fluff!

My dog takes a mouthful of food, carries it to the carpet, drops it, then eats it off the carpet. He does this over and over.

My dog likes to quietly get in the bed on my husband’s side after he has gotten up. I have, on occasion, turned over and spooned my pooch.

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Awww what a cutie. A cute weirdo.

My dog likes to hand me a toy and then sits and waits for it back. It’s his little weirdo game. He also loves running under the bed to play “hide and seek”. He’ll randomly disappear under there and won’t come out until we say a specific phrase.

My tuxedo cat is not a fan of being picked up EXCEPT when I play Stray Cat Strut and dance around the room with her. I swear she knows it’s about kitties.

Poor baby. She just loves you so much! Pictures? I love/need doggy pics.

Awwww she’s worth the extra work, look at that face. What a cutie.

My old cat, Pumpkinandy, would fight (with his teeth and claws) any tomato I ever brought home. To the death, and he always won. He would find them, too, on my shelves. And then kill them.

You know how cats love a good ritual?

I had a water fountain for my cat at the suggestion of the vet. Gus was using it fine until shortly after I moved into my apartment. I cleaned it regularly but after about a month, I noticed he had stopped using it entirely. There is another, regular water bowl in the bathroom so it’s not like he was going without. I…

My dog always walks while she poops and I truly don’t understand why. I used to think she had a health problem but she is now 13 and has always done this so I guess not since the vet has never seemed concerned.

Veronica has to be in the bathroom with me. She also makes makes a nests out of the blankets on my bed.

Chaplin won’t eat his food unless we’re in the room with him. If I give him breakfast and then have to go out, he won’t eat it until I come home and am sitting nearby. I can’t even be in another room.

Gorgeous. And he chose his quirk well, he really stands out against the bathroom wall!

I knew I could count on cats to keep this conversation interesting. They’re such jerks for no reason. How is your cat still alive though?

My cat Pemi flushes the toilet when we’re not paying enough attention to him or he’s mad. He also meows loudly before doing something risky, like he’s saying “mom look!”

Dying laughing here at the thought of your dog laying on her back, looking at you and thinking “CHOP CHOP HUMAN, I’VE GOT A FULL DAY AHEAD OF ME!”