Totally complete; you got the chance to pass judgement on me! Righteousness will make you happy and well-liked, I'm sure of it.

If you were the last person on Earth, why would you have any concern about fixing your car? If it breaks down, just take another one.

<sigh> FULL DISCLOSURE: the Malibu I had was an early-production. But still.

He's got some serious gayface. I can say that, because he has serious gayface.

Is it just me, or does anyone else see Doogie Howser holding the mic?

I do the job site thing. I'm the asshole that wears a sport coat and tells them where they're fucking up though.

Boss - "Hey, are you through with those invoices?"

That's how life already works.

So, like normal life?

I'm just gonna put this out there and say that sex doesn't always trump masturbation. There are times and places for both, man.

If you're going to hate on a car, at least get the model right.

The real tragedy is that hardtop, man that uglies up that car real bad.

How come this one is not on the list, my all time favorite

His tyres were off by 1.5 PSI.

If his tire pressure was correct, that would be possible, but with off like that, there's no chance of saving it

Roll Tide

I spend too much time here. The only one of these I had not seen before yesterday was #2

The fact he thinks the new Malibu is a respectable sedan led me to believe the article was crap before the premise was laid out.

Wait, only $20k? *balls up life, starts over*

Till is the worst, even when customers are nice.