Are we all in agreement that he won't be good in the NFL and this is a waste of a draft pick?

This asshole on the Island Highway, just outside of Victoria, BC,

I can already tell, I will be checking this post all day today...

This guy.

She is the worst Prius driver in the world.

What's with the casual misogyny? Get the fuck outta here.

That maneuver at 1:20 is New England favorite.

Fuckin', Doug.

"Once you start watching, you won't be able to stop."

Ugh, Columbia. What a bunch of Cocks.

Blur that plate!

a highly visible Ole Miss booster since at least 2012, appearing on platforms including Twitter, Facebook, Myspace,

The Jimmy trade isn't that surprising. The guy can only catch. Seattle is the one that wrote the book on how to defend him. He is also prone to dropping the ball. On the flipside of this, the Saints have had terrible O-line play the last couple of years and it shows in Drew Brees's turnovers and forced passes (shitty…

they tried that scam on me to! It was terrifying... Worst part? They got me... I'm dead now!!!

I think there's a level of douchebaggery and beyond-beyond-reasonable-doubt where beatings should be in play as legal punishment. Because this person needs beatings.

Can I just say that I love features like this so very much—Jezebel is at its best when people in the comments get inspired to tell stories they have, and Jez readers have some GREAT, funny/bizarre/scary/sad/amazing stories. Love storytime.

If you find poop with a bell in it, leave the area.

BTW in my region this is the most dangerous animal for me (humans not withstanding), the spider camel, not because it's is poisonous (it's not) or because it hunts you to eat you (it doesn't) or becasuse it's very big (biggish for sure but not that big) but because it scares the shit out of me and I will die of heart…

As a wildlife biologist who works with most of these 'Fierce Creatures', I'm here to tell you the most dangerous animal to cross paths with are other humans; nothing else even comes close.