3.) Pittsburgh Vintage Grand Prix

This is actually a bigger deal than people realize. There is some other guy who posts stupid, unfunny shit on Kinja all the time and he has the same name and picture as me, so people think I'm the unfunny dipshit. Not cool, other SideBar.

I heard Doug DeMuro used to own a Ferrari and was the president of Porsche. He should write about it.

I bought one once. It was a Ferrari. It was amazing and I cherished it well when I had it.

This happened to me a few years ago, where, due to some unfortunate circumstances involving alcohol, marijuana, and my idiot neighbor Gary somehow having a key to my house, my wife fucked my idiot neighbor Gary while I was out on a beer and weed run. And the really fucked up part of all of this is that my name isn't…

How I missed one of your posts I do not know.

Hahaha. God I just got the joke and it was excellent. I was responding totally legitimately, too.

Please tell me you used your credit card to buy the H1 and the GTR. Please don't tell me you left all of those frequent flier miles and hotel points on the table.

Go away.

Darryl was moving around like a caged animal. He's so beautifully devolved at times.

Holy shit. At first I read this (headline) and assumed the Pontiac was stolen, they recovered it, and then realized it was the same car they'd been in five different, unassociated police chases with. Not that this car was stolen by an individual who would proceed to use it to evade police six fucking times.

Almost as cute as the letter Jack Johnson's parents wrote to the GM asking for more money.

I would have expected a worse reaction from a Joffrey.

I was with my husband and sister at a DQ once in a rural-ish area of Virginia. I ordered a hot fudge sundae, as did my sister. My husband wanted a cookie dough Blizzard with the praline sauce added in.

Walmart truck driver: "Pardon me whilst I squeeze by here, can't be late ... got lots of cheaply-made housewares to deliver"

It would be so much better if they had a penalty box instead of cards. And each side had about half as many players. And they used sticks. And the playing surface was smaller and frozen.

"All we know is it was a silver Jeep"

Doug's new car?

"Photoshop (iPhoto in this case) "